cumillionaire: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry It won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies You’re a pussy
Microsoft: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Usher!
Sony: Here's some games I guess? Also please buy our Move... Please... Someone buy the Move...
Ubisoft: We got zombies and hopefully you got hype about that one game?
(Reggie's mouth opens far wider than a human's should and he begins shooting Wii Us out of his gaping maw. Members of the audience scramble to gather them up. He tears open his shirt, revealing a cannon embedded into his chest that fires game after game after game.)
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